Censored Songs

including 'Warm My Weiner' and the infamous Rolling Stones' 'Cocksucker Blues'

Because You're Mine, I Walk The Line

Hey, has anyone else been to see "Walk The Line" yet. I saw it last week and I can't get over what a great movie it is. I came home and straight away had a Johnny Cash a thon (with some Kris Kristofersen thrown in for good measure, it was that kind of mood :)

Anyway, it's a great movie! I can thoroughly recommend it!

Numa Numa spoof by CS6 crew of Navy USS Enterprise

what if Schubert wrote Stairway to Heaven?

The Stairway Suite

Careful With That Axe

Pink Floyd playing 'Careful With That Axe, Eugene' at Earl's Court, London, 1973
plus Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun

Paul Westerberg

Talent Show

the server is dead, boys and it's so lonely on a limb

Morrissey tickets on sale at 9:00am at www.seetickets.com

Grab two stalls tickets for last night.

Filled in credit card details

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Wait.

"SQL Server has timed out. Please try again"

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Submit.

Database times out.

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Submit.

"You've taken too long to submit your credit cards. The tickets are no longer allocated to you."

Return to ticket choser screen.

There are no more stalls.

Choose circle seats.

Allocated two seats.

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Submit.

Server times out.

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Server times out.

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"You've taken too long to submit your credit cards. The tickets are no longer allocated to you."

Give up.

Be sad.

Take solice in the fact that you have Morrissey's shirt from the last tour, whilst habouring resentment towards online ticket agencies with servers that are never up to demands placed on them.

Look to see how many 'fans' have sold their tickets on Ebay - a mere 60 minutes after the ticket release ....

ebayisdestroyinglivemusicforrealfans

Bastards.

All of them.

SS=SuperSmooth

The Hitler Rap